whitewhine:

A logical train of thought
bunnyfood:

*le swim
Me: *sneezes* Class: *crickets* Most popular girl: *sneezes* Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that sneeze.
toocooltobehipster: why shouldn’t you eat your girlfriend’s peas? because they are herpes (Source: dekutree, via toocooltobehipster)

toocooltobehipster:

why shouldn’t you eat your girlfriend’s peas?

because they are herpes

(Source: dekutree, via toocooltobehipster)